The Big Slime Comes for Trump

Trump is concocting nutty lies to cover up his own corrupt incompetence at the National Mall Reflecting Pool. It won't work.

I tried to warn him that this wasn’t going to work.

Way back on April 29 - that’s a thousand years ago in our Trump alternate universe - your intrepid correspondent reported from down on the National Mall that the vandal-in-chief was about to make a terrible mistake. The same Oval Office occupant who unilaterally tore down the East Wing of the White Hous…