Welcome to the Jim Acosta Morning Memo on a frazzled Friday morning after Donald Trump went MAXIMUM toddler. Grab your Tim Horton’s and let’s JAMM.
Ontari-NO!: The big event yesterday was a surprise ceremony to Sharpie Lake Ontario into Lake America.
I guess the purpose of this, more than anything else, is we’re going to be changing the name of Lake Ontario, effective immediately, to Lake America.
Yeah, nobody but the most truckling Trump-humper is going to call it that. Count on It!
It Gets Dumber: Idiot Amin went on to float renaming the oceans.
As you know, we took something called the Gulf of Mexico and we changed it, and now it’s very routinely the Gulf of America. So, if you think about it, we have a gulf and we have a lake, now all we need is an ocean. So, maybe we’ll have to change the name of the Atlantic and/or the Pacific. Maybe we’ll change them both.
About That: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker had his own idea about that, declaring Trump Tower shall henceforth be called “Natalie Tower.”
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Trump Tower is renamed to NATALIE TOWER!
We Can Do Better Than That: While we’re renaming things, we thought it would be appropriate if Mar-a-Lago were henceforth to be called “Mar-a-Natalie.”
So it has been spoken, so shall it be done!
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