I'd Like to Apply for the Anti-Weaponization Fund

Trump seized my White House press pass back in 2018, violating my First and Fifth Amendment rights, all part of a sustained government effort to destroy my career. Shouldn't I be compensated?

Dear Todd,

It’s me, Jim. A few weeks ago, we brushed past each other at the French Ambassador’s residence. As an aside, does Donald Trump know you were mixing and mingling with journalists, Democratic figures, and members of the diplomatic community, many of whom were sipping… champagne!?! Oh wait, he did that for decades. Anyway, here’s the deal, Monsie…